bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

(via contort)

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347002
Posted
1 day ago

jeanmarcoing:

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

(Source: lolgifs.net, via kinkyassputas)

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132541
Posted
1 day ago
poetic:

poetic:

I fall for him a little more everyday.

Just to clarify, I was telling him how I was excited about my new bathing suit tops and this was his response. Idk it made me smile and I thought it was cute.

poetic:

poetic:

I fall for him a little more everyday.

Just to clarify, I was telling him how I was excited about my new bathing suit tops and this was his response. Idk it made me smile and I thought it was cute.

(via kinkyassputas)

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8529
Posted
1 day ago

so-few-words:

haleylikewoah:

givemeanewspine:

atoasttosomeday:

This is like my favorite thing in the world to do

Love when he does this

Sorry but this. Oh my god.

I’m sorry guys but this is the best thing.

(Source: we--like--bondage, via wild-supreme)

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182709
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1 day ago